Today is National Tell A Joke Day. Who knew?
So here's a pumpkin joke:
Q: What do you use to mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Speaking of "a pumpkin patch"... Brett's church will get their pumpkins on October 15! Which we all know, is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!
Okay... one more:
Q: What's black, white, orange and waddles?
A: A penguin holding a pumpkin.
Have a funny day!